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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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