Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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