Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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