- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Dick Cheney That's the joke

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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