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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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