- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

whats black and strange a paki

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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