- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

justin beiber sucks

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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