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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's long and black The unemployment line

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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