- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

women rights

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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