- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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