What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Whose your daddy? Not me

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

7+5=12

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Anti Joke

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