Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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A man was shot. He died.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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