- Anti Joke

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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