what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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