- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

The NBA and womens sports

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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