- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

13 =B you just learned something

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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