- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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