Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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homosexual

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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