- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A woman walks into a bar.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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