- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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