- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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