A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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