What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

mexicans fishing

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

The Princess is in another castle

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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