In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

roses are red violets are blue

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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