Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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mexicans fishing

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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