What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Anti Joke

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