What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Women's Rights Movement

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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