What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

woman's rights

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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