It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Get up Look in the mirror

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

im @ work, LOL.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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