- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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