- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

woman's rights

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A sober Amy Winehouse

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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