- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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