Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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