- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning