- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

what are three short words? i a am

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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