A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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