- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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