Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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your life

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Patriarchy.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Anti Joke

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