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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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