What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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