Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Knock Knock No solicitors

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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