A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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