What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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