- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A blind man walks into a library.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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