- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's your guys names?

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Knock knock.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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