When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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