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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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