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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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