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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What fires shots? A gun

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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