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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

bite me

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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