Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

France had one revolution

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Long joke Your such a downey

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Women's rights.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

one stop shop

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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