What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What would u like to drink?

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Anti Joke

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