- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

ur gey

tommy is retared

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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