- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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