- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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