- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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