Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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CFL

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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