- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

[Set up] [No punch line]

Justin Bieber.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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