- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Asian women drivers...

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

I named my son ps2 controller

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

If life gives you lemonade.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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