- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A penis walks into a bar..

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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