Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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