- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

It says so on your cap.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

test

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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