- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Yanter, Look it up

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

what is orange? an orange

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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