- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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