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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

all your base are belong to mark

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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