Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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