- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

hey guys im gay

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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