- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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