- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

SUCK MY NUTS

Mogok Papiti.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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