What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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matt is fat

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