- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

black people

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Vaginal secretions

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

what do you call a black guy african american

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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