two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your adopted.....

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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knock knock? come in

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Anti Joke

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