- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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