- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

WNBA

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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