- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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