Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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PENIS

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Women drivers...

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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