- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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