- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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