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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? come in

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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