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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

knock knock? come in

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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