You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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An anti-joke

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Homo say what?

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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