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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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