- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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