- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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