A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Knock knock *open*

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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