Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Anti Joke

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