Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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