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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Whats 1+1? window!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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