What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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