What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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White men's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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