What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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matt is fat

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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