- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Knock knock open

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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