- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Face...the other white meat!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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