- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom!!!

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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