- Anti Joke

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

24 What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.