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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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