- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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