A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Mooses

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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