Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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knock knock come in

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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