- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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