- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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