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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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