- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A man walks into a bar

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

How old are you? 7

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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