- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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