- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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